hello i pay 23407 million dollars on rent i can only afford one egg a month

i was gonna snapchat ashley a pic of an egg but i forgot then i cooked the egg and it was too late. worst mistake of my life

davidwain:

Who are you people and how did you get my tumblr??????

better now that u came back

better now that u came back

i am not okay

carlos has good eyebrows and great lips

remember carlos

christopherbaio:

who’s fucking teeth are those 

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